Once there was a
Chinese wedding dinner.
The dinner occupied only half the restaurant.
The other half was occupied by some American tourists.
As the wedding Chinese couples hop from table to table to toast the
guests,
the cheers of " KAN PEI .. " (happy & joyous drinking) gets
louder and
louder.
One American gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer
to him.
" KAN PEI ...!" " KAN .... PEI"....!!!" The cheers continued.
Finally, the irritated American couldn't take it anymore. He stood
up on
his
chair and shouted.
"IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU...!"
