One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get
drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and
change. So the first drunk says, “Hey, I’ve got an idea – we put
our money together and buy a hot dog.”
The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, “What the hell?
I don’t want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!”
The first says, “I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the
front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the
bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the
hot dog like you’re sucking my dick – and the bartender will throw
us out and we won’t have to pay for anything!”
The second drunk says, “Well, it sounds like a good enough idea
to me.”
So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his
pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the
bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees
and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells
them not to come back.
The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says,
“We’ve got to switch places ‘cause my knees hurt from dropping to
the floor.”
The first drunk says, “You think that’s bad? I lost the hot dog
in the third bar!”
