An attractive blonde goes to the Western
Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent
message to my mother in Europe.”
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I
don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to
get a message to her.”
The clerk replies “Anything?”
“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells
her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take
it out”, says the clerk.”
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her
hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips
close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her
car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, even the accelerator,” she cried out.
However, before the investigation could start, the phone
rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never
mind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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A blonde needed money
desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold
him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took
her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it
under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of
the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the
note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his
parents. The next morning the blonde checked,
and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a
note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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