Once, there was this guy at the beach, so he decided to
sun tan naked, covering his private with a newspaper. After awhile,
a girl came over and asked him, " Sir, whats under this
newspaper?"
The guy said:" Its a little birdie which you shouldnt
touch."
So the girl went off and the guy soon fell asleep, but
when he woke up, he was in extreme pain at his groin and he called
the abulance.
The doctor asked him what happened, but he couldnt
remember much, except for the little girl, so the police decide to
find the little girl and question her.
They manage to find her at the beach, so they asked her
what she did to the man, the girl smiled and said :" I was playing
with this bird under the newspaper, suddenly, it spat white stuffs
at me, i got so pissed, that i twisted the bird's neck, broke its
eggs, and burn its nest."
LOL
