A young girl gets married and
a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the
door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. "What are
you doing?" she asks. "Mom, it's my LOVE dress!! Don't you like
it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over"
replies the mom.
When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is
naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps
the marriage spicy!"
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her
husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are
you doing?" she give him the same answer her daughter gave her,
"It's my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?" Her husband thinks
long and hard and says, "I think you should have ironed
it!"