A young couple was out for a romantic walk along a country
lane.
They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire
rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't
mind but I really do need to pee."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't
you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he
can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous
legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his
animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the
hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up
her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself
gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between
her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Rachel tan ...
have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit
instead.
