A sexy girl arrived at a dinner party and while scanning the
guests,
spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is
Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family
name?"
"No," she said. "Actually I gave it to myself. It represents
the
things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I
chose
'Carmen'. What's your name?"
After a brief, thoughtful moment, he responded "B.J.
Muffentits"