I recommend you something better. Its called beer. It doesnt run
away, doesnt cheat you of your $$ and you dont have to tell it to
shut up.
But if you are 14, then you should be studying about how morons
behave. One good example is marcteng, you can read his posts and
analyse his level of stupidity, reasons for his behaviour, etc.. He
is a good subject matter. I am often amused by him.