Three gays arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter is waiting
to greet them. He says, "Homosexuality is a sin, but since it’s so
popular on Earth these days we now have a repentance policy. If you
repent here and now and pass a test to show you’ve changed your
ways, then you will not go to hell." The three homosexuals, of
course, agree to try it out. St. Peter explains that they will
spend 15 minutes in a room, alone with the most handsome man in the
universe. He says, "if you can resist temptation for 15 minutes,
you’ll be free to enter heaven."
So the first guy goes in and exactly fifteen minutes later, St.
Peter follows. Peter sniffs near his mouth and says "I smell cum.
You’re going to hell."
The second guy hears this and decides to try something different on
his turn. When St. Peter comes in, he sniffs all around him and
finally stops at his asshole and says "I smell cum. You’re going to
hell."
The two guys wait outside the room while the third does the test.
They both agree that there’s no way he’ll pass. Unbelievably, after
15 minutes, St. Peter leads him by hand to the pearly gates and
waves as the homosexual enters the kingdom of heaven. The two rush
to the gate and yell out "How did you do it?"
The new angel replied through the gate "When Peter came in, I
offered to blow him too."
