A backpacker strolls into a sleepy Malaysian
kampong bordering the outskirts of Thailand -- and he
says to the village headman, "Pardon me, but this has to be the
absolute dullest place I have ever been in my entire life. Just
what the hell do you
people do to amuse yourselves around here?"
The village headman looks up slowly and says, "We hunt and
we fuck."
The man says, "What do you hunt?"
The headman replies, "Something to fuck."
