Two old ladies were
outside their nursing home smoking Camel cigarettes, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Old lady 1: What's
that?
Old Lady 2: A condom.
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Old Lady 1: Where did you
get it?
Old Lady 2: You can get
them at any drugstore.
The next day, Old Lady 1
hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the
pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her
kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but
politely asks what brand she prefers.
Old Lady 1: It doesn't
matter as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist
fainted.
