A man goes golfing with his Friend, John. He arrives home
several hours late.
His wife asks,'What took you so long?'
He replies,'Oh, honey, it was a horrible afternoon! On the third
hole, John had a heart attack and died on the spot!'
She says,'Oh, darling! It must have been awful for you!'
The husband replies, 'It was hell! Fifteen holes of 'hit the
ball, drag John, hit the ball, drag John...'