A litte boy saw his grandfather
smoking a cigar. The little boy went up to his grandfather and
asked him, "Can I smoke a cigar too?" The grandfather looked at him
and asked, "Is your dick long enough to reach your ass?" The little
boy responded with a no. The grandfather then said, "When it is,
you can smoke a cigar."
A few days later, the little boy
sees his grandfather chugging down a beer. The little boy asks,
"Can I drink a beer too?" The grandfather replies with the same
thing, "Is your dick long enough to reach your ass?" The little boy
once again says no, and the grandfather told him, "Well when it is,
you can drink a beer."
A little while later the boy
decides to play a video game. The grandfather comes up to him and
says, "Hey can I play your video game too?" The little boy looks up
to him and asks, "Is your dick long enough to reach your
ass?"
The grandfather looks surprised
for a little while, then answers, "Why yes it is."
The little boy then says, "Well
then. Go fuck yourself."
