A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo
Japan.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting he
called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the
premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down
the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your
purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted
$15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00'. 'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the
money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to
buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and
they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The
salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped
his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the
penning. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek
of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut
off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender
unit................................. which now had a button sewn
neatly on the end... Ouch!!!!
