John was shopping the other day and wound up face to face with
this
drop dead gorgeous "C' cup babe. He couldn't help but just stare at
her, so
much so that his mouth dropped open.
The girl caught him staring and suspected he wasn't just
admiring her outfit. She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent
thoughts?"
John: "No, Miss, I'm not troubled at all. Actually, to be
honest, I rather enjoy them."