A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him,
"Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only
know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest
inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why
you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You
know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male
parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them
in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your
parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop
saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots
were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed
out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
