There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean
really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go
home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the
sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well,
the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say
anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he
stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her
up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and
said;
"Not very fuckin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
