After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear
to be in
good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me
about?"
"In fact, I do,' said the old man. "After I have sex I am
usually cold
and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I
am
usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
"Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like
to
discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual
concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you
the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you
know
why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. "That's because the first
time
is usually in January and the second time is in August."
