Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key
in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop.
"Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies.
The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw
it?".
"It was at the end of this key", Edward replies.
At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is
hanging out of his trousers. The cop
asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing
yourself?
Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie
too!!! "
