A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the
biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen
knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some
time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The
cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
difference."
She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
