An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into
his
neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought
he
looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm
scared
out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband
wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking
his
wife." "So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womanizer
replied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!"
