Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said,
"For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond
ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love
me
because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my
wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold
bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me
because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going
to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't
like
the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
