"You have to explain this to me," the customer said to the
hostess
as she seated them, and pointed to the restaurant's
chalkboard. It read
"Today's Special: Broiled Snaper, with 2 peas."
"With 2 peas?" the customer said, confusedly.
The blonde hostess asked, "Why, what's wrong with that?
The chef
told me, and I quote, 'The special has two p's', so I added
that
part."
