Khaw Boon Wan
was visiting Mount E, and during the tour of the floors
he passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the
Minister, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this???"
The doctor leading the tour
explains, "I'm sorry Sir, this man has a very serious condition
where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that
five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die
instantly."
"Oh dear, I feel sorry for
him" said Mr Khaw.
On the next floor they passed
a room where a young pretty nurse was giving a patient a blow
job.
"Oh my God", said the Minister again, "What's happening in
there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same
problem, but better health plan."
