Two women was on their way home when nature calls, urgently.
Surveying their surroundings, they decided to do it in a
nearby graveyard
After relieving themselves, they realized that they have zero
toilet paper in their possessions, they decide to improvise. The
first one uses her panties and promptly discarded it. The
other used a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking.
The first one said: "We’d better keep an eye on our wives, mine
came home yesterday without her panties."
The other one said: "You think that’s bad? Mine had a card up
in her ass saying 'From all of us at the fire station, we’ll
never forget you.'"
