An Alsatian went to a
telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof.
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the
paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words
here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same
price.”
“But,” the dog
replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
