Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a
plane:
"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."
"This one's empty... no-ones looking... you go in first."
"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."
Sniff, sniff," Ah perfume - you think of everything!"
"This is great.....Ahhhhh!!!! " (long sigh!)
Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is
the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear
toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly
forbidden by this airline's regulations. Now hear this!
Put out those cigarettes and take the condom off the
smoke detector."
