Once in a medieval times...there was a King who was getting sort
of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of
who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood
up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon...he pulled down
his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth
rose. The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children waved
multi-colored banners...and the band played appropriate
music.
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest
weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself.
The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the
children waved multi-colored banners... and the band played
appropriate music.
After several more knights tried to prove their superiority...the
King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!"
He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not
ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon
doth rose. The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children
waved multi-colored banners...and the band played "God Save the
Queen."
