1. Night - Sleep with air-con;
Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night -
Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to
buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot
buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides
letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper &
Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching
Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric
Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple
dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of
rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no
Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between
Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to
vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to
buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray
cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd
squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying
Ghost
