An old man, heading home after a game of chess, got hit on
the head by an empty can dropped from a window as he walk
into the void deck. Upon returning home, he was greeted by his ever
cheerful grandson, who was looking at the bump of pain that he
is desperately trying to relieve, and asked: "What Happen?"
The old man, who only understand English but can't speak it,
replied in what the little boy thought was gibberish. The boy,
confused, requested his grandfather to repeat his statement.
So, the old man said in dialect again, this time louder: "Gong
gong gong, gong gong gong gong, gong gong gong gong!"