A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where
they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. The Boss explained to her that
she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls
were packed into boxes. The next day, shortly after the factory
started up the assembly line, they had to shut it down because one
worker couldn't keep up.
The Boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee
was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls
waiting for her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing
little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place
on the dolls.
The Boss shook his head and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll
Two----Test----Tickles."
