When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not
only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual between
him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good
luck Mr. Gorsky".
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky
in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good
luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just
smiled.
Four years ago, while answering questions following a speech, a
reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This
time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil
Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of
his neighbors' bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs.
Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong
heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.
"Oral sex? You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next
door walks on the moon!"
