A plane was taking off from Kennedy
Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the
captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and
gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence. Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but
while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of
coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back
of mine!"
