One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping
towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have
never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a
bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the
only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three
wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and
being the male he said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest,
apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately
put it on. The bear is amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit,
wasting his wish like that.
It's the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the
bears in the next forest are female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and
roared the engine. The bear is shocked that the rabbit is asking
for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for
money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I
wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, are
female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that this
bear is gay."
