Canadian Gum
A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants with butter and
jam in a diner when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sat down next to
him. The Michigan man politely ignored the Canadian, who,
nevertheless, started up a conversation. The Canadian snapped his
gum and said, "You Michigan folk eat the whole bread?"
The Michigan man sighed, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The Canadian blew a huge bubble. "We dont. In Canada, we only eat
whats inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Michigan." The
Canadian had a smirk on his face.
The Michigan man listened in silence. The Canadian persisted. "D"ya
eat jelly with the bread?"
The Michigan man rolled his eyes and replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Canadian said, "We dont. In
Canada, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell it to Michigan."
The Michigan man then asked, "Do you have sex in Canada?" The
Canadian smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Michigan
leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the
condoms once you"ve used them?"
"We throw them away, of course."
The Michigan smiled and said, "We dont. In Michigan, we put them in
a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell
them to the Canadians."
