Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look
bigger!
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples...
POINTLESS!
The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg
of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are
Fucked.
Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything
straight.
New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super
straight...!
Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll
fuck you!
All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have
evidently not played with a pussy.
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your
feet she's got you by the balls.