Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the
tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto
the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the
water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing
over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it
falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its
mouth.As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle
swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over
the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely
misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits
the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole
for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, Dad, if you don’t stop
fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.
