An American businessman was in Japan.
He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with
her.
She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be
pleasurable..
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he
got a hole-in-one.
Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese
clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
