There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays
like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man
starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just
joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see
a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires
me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was
stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to
return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and
credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, saw my wife naked on the bed, wanted the screw the
brains out of her to forget all the bad things that had happen and
i did, but when we are in the 69 position,
a burglar burst through the window and fired his gun.
Shocked, my wife peed in my face, bite 3 inches off my dick, and
the gardener came out of the closet with his hands in the air,
naked, and tried to ran away, but was shot. After that,
burglar have his way within the house, and that includes my wife
and sodomizing me, he then shove the gun up my ass, to blame the
death of the gardener on me. After he left with what he
wants, I leave home and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison."
