if you worship satan and satan ask that you run around
naked.
would you defy his order just because it's against the law?
if you disobey his orders, then obviously you fear the law more
than your fear satan.
if the law supercedes satan, you should just worship the law and
cast satan aside. 
thank god that orthodox religions do not ask it's followers to
run around naked like satanist.
why do you think satan prefers catatonics?
Damn, no fun at all.
Oh well, back to the never ending search for money and brawling
in a pub/bar after my football team lost the match routine, i
guess.
On another note, the Church of Satan Nine Satanic
Statements,Nine Satanic Sins and 11 Satanic Rules Of The Earth.
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in
the Church of Satan.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the
Earth
So many rules, fark it man...PAP have lesser rules than
this.
10. Do not make sexual advances
unless you are given the mating signal
Does anyone knows the mating signal?