A hooker working on her first day was looking for an easy prey as
her first client. As she prowled the streets, she noticed an old
sickly looking man in his 70s strolling aimlessly.
Thinking that she had struck gold since he didn't look abit capable
of muscling an erection and that it would be a quickie, she
approached him. They agreed on a price and headed for the
motel.
In the room, he volunteered to take the shower first while she
stripped and laid on the bed to wait for him.
When he came out from the showers, he had nothing on but a condom,
a ear plug and a nose plug.
Curious, she asked him what were the plugs all about.
Old man: Well lady, after all these years of humping, the 2 things
that i can't stand in life are the sound of screaming women and the
smell of burning rubber......
