One day, a duck went into a bar and ask the bar tender... " you
got any grapes?" The bar tender replied "No, we do not sell any
grapes" and the duck thanked the bar tender and left.
The next day, the duck went into the bar and asked the bar
tender " got any grapes?" The bar tender replied "NO! WE DO NOT
HAVE ANY GRAPES AND WILL NEVER HAVE ANY GRAPES TO SELL" Once again,
the duck thanked and left.
The next day, the duck went into the bar again, but before
it could say anything, the bar tender shouted " HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I TOLD YOU THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANY ANY GRAPES? If you still
want grapes, I am going to nail your beak onto the table!"
The duck replied " got any nails?"
The bar tender shounted back "NO"
Then the duck smiled and asked.
" GOT ANY
GRAPES?"
