Philip staggered into the house at two o'clock in the morning.
As he entered his bedroom, he found another man in bed with his
wife, Tina.
Tina pushed the man off her and demanded to know where Philip had
been until two o'clock in the morning.
Philip looked at his wife's lover and demanded, "Who in the hell is
this guy, and what is he doing in bed with you?"
The wife responded, "Don't go changing the subject! Where in the
hell have you been so late?"
