Harry and
his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that
she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry
says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that
you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around
the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,
"How much?" She says, "One hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is
thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks,
"What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a
hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers,
and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right
back."She runs back to Harry.
"What's wrong?" he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy
seventy bucks?”
