A little wimpy guy was on an elevator when a monster of a man
entered. The little guy was staring at the bigger man, when the big
guy spoke: "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs
1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 and 1/2"
penis....Turner Brown."
The little guy chokes and faints dead away.
When he comes to, the bigger guy is holding him up and asks him
what happened.
The little guy says, "Please repeat what you said". The big guy
says again, "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs
1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 & 1/2"
penis....name is Turner Brown".
The little guy breathes a sigh of relief and says "Whew, I thought
you said to Turn Around!"
