Morris an 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty two year
old bride who's pregnant with my child! . . .What do you think
about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never
misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking
in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some bush
in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver
and squeezes the handle...
*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else
must have shot that beaver."
"EXACTLY!"
