1. Two Russians meet on the street corner. One
spat. The other said,
"Yuri, please, let's not talk politics today."
2. Egypt sent a mummy to Russia as a gift. The
Egyptians said they were
sorry, but they didn't know how old it was. Several weeks
later, a
Russian rep called the Egyptian curator and said they now knew
the
mummy's exact age.
Amazed, the Egyptian asked, "How did you find out ? All of
our tests were
inconclusive."
"Easy." the Russian replied. "The mummy confessed."
