A guy goes out pubbing all night....gets really f....ked up and
at one pub he drinks at (in the country) picks up a duck outside
and takes it along with him from pub to pub.
Finally, drunk as a skunk he goes home taking the duck with
him.
He stumbles into his bedroom where his wife is sleeping ....turns
the light on and walks up to the side of the bed....still holding
the duck.
His wife opens her eyes and looks at the sorry sight in front of
her..... The guy says.."what do you think of my pig" the wife says
" you drunken asshole...thats not a pig it's a duck!!"
The guys says " shut up bitch .........I was talking to the duck
"
