Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I
take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this
terrible smell !! It never happens when I am driving alone."
This intrigued the mechanic, so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin
and see what the problem is." Off they went.
She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH,
swerving,
hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three
pedestrians in
pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just
missed a policeman on street traffic duty.
Then they returned to the shop, and she said, "There it is
now. There's that terrible smell! Can you smell it?"
"Smell it? Lady, I'm sittin' in it!"
