There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her
husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one. She went
completely ballistic. ''You impotent bastard,'' She screamed at
him, ''how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!'' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says calmly: ''I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the
kids.''
